Alas, today and henceforth on every such sunday that shall see sunlight, I declair the initiation of ScumBag Day, where in every human who has breath ramains for the entirety of the day to be as great a scumbag as he (or she) can possibly be. On such day and every in the future, We shall unite as one, embrasing such acts as increasing the 5 second rule to a record breaking 5 minute rule, reducing showers completly and eliminating movments to the pressing of buttons on the closest video game system. Soiling of the pants is an absolute must. Moreover ones smell shall resignat beyond a minimal area of 2 yards(bonus points shall be awarded to those who can achieve beyond such realm at an interval of 10 points for every yard beyond the initial 2). Good luck and may we all grow united as one with each passing flatulence.